✨ Trusted by 200+ East Gippsland Locals ✨

GRIMACE REMOTE

Remote Tech Paramedic

Stuck? Scammed? Locked Out?
Fixed Remotely — Under 60 Minutes.

100% remote, no travel, no wait.

No Fix, No Fee.

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🚨 Emergency Support: Mon–Wed, 5:30PM–9PM

Typical response: under 24 hours • Text or email below

Expert Remote Support

Remote Tech & Websites

No call centres. No scripts. Just fast, human help from a trusted local expert.

⭐ Most Popular
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For Home Users

Personal tech rescue

My computer's been acting strange since that pop-up…
  • Scam emergency rescue — fake Microsoft, ransomware, locked browsers
  • Full system revival — remove slowdowns, bloat, and hidden traps
  • Privacy hardening — stop future scams before they start
  • Email & photo recovery — get your life back online
  • Digital report + 7-day check-in — no ghosting

Starting from

$25 – $75

$25 per 15 min No Fix, No Fee Bairnsdale
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For Small Businesses

Priority business support

My email's down and I've got invoices to send.
  • Urgent business rescue — email, cloud files, payment systems
  • Multi-device security audit — laptops, iPads, staff phones
  • Scam defence package — phishing shields, safe browsing rules
  • Cloud setup — Google Workspace, iCloud Drive, backup
  • Website issue fixes — contact forms, SSL errors, DNS glitches

Most rescues

$50 – $125

Priority response Thu–Sat 9AM–6PM
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Premium Websites

Hand-coded excellence

I need a website that actually works—and doesn't cost a fortune.
  • Hand-coded, not templated — built just for your business
  • Blazing fast — 98+ PageSpeed, loads in under 1 second
  • Privacy-respecting — no tracking, no cookies
  • Mobile-perfect — looks sharp on every device
  • Full ownership + 3 months support

Investment

$2,500 AUD

One-time fee Domain + Email Ready in 2 weeks
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No Fix, No Fee Guarantee
Based in Bairnsdale
256-bit Encrypted Sessions
Lightning Fast Connection

Get Connected in 60 Seconds

Secure, fast, and simple remote access — powered exclusively by Splashtop.

1

Text or Email

Reach out at 0407 464 371 or send an email

2

Receive Link

I'll send a one-time secure link via SMS or email

3

Click & Connect

Run the tiny Splashtop client — no install needed

4

Fixed Fast

I'm in and fixing your issue within minutes

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256-bit Encryption
ISO 27001 Certified
No Data Stored
Instant Disconnect

Enterprise-Grade Security

I use Splashtop exclusively — it's fast, encrypted with 256-bit TLS, and leaves no trace after disconnect. Your session is completely isolated.

Your data never touches my machine

No Hidden Fees

Simple, Transparent Pricing

No hourly traps. No surprise charges. Just fast remote support — fixed or free.

Standard Rate

$ 25 / 15 min

Most issues resolved in under 60 minutes

15-Minute Billing

Billed in fair increments — you only pay for time used

Digital Report

Complete summary of work done sent after each session

7-Day Follow-Up

Free check-in to make sure everything's still working

Easy Payment

Bank transfer or PayID — no card needed

No Fix, No Fee Guarantee

If I can't solve your problem, you pay absolutely nothing. No invoice, no hassle.

Avg. Fix Cost

$75 – $100 for most sessions

Regular Hours

Thu – Sat, 9AM – 6PM

Emergency

Mon – Wed, 5:30PM – 9PM

Service Area

Bairnsdale & East Gippsland

Trusted by East Gippsland Locals

No Fix, No Fee — guaranteed on all emergency remote support

"Got a ransomware pop-up at 7pm on a Tuesday. Texted Grim, and he had my files back in 40 minutes — no charge because it was a fake scam. Lifesaver!"

— Accounting firm, Bairnsdale

"Our café's EFTPOS stopped working before lunch rush. Grim remotely restarted the system and fixed the network glitch in 20 minutes. Didn't even need to close!"

— Café owner, Lakes Entrance

"I'm not tech-savvy, but Grim explained everything clearly. Fixed my Google Workspace emails and set up backup — all without stepping foot in the office."

— Small business, Orbost

Focused exclusively on Bairnsdale & East Gippsland — because local tech support should understand local needs.

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Let's Fix Your Tech

Choose your preferred way to reach out. I typically respond within 24 hours on business days.

Text Me 0407 464 371
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What to expect
Response Time Under 24 hours
Service Area East Gippsland
Connection 100% Secure
No Fix, No Fee
ISO 27001 Certified
Based in Bairnsdale
Pro Tip

Include a brief description of your issue — it helps me diagnose faster. For emergencies, mention "URGENT" and I'll prioritise your request.